Cockroach Sticker - "Unkillable. Est. 320,000,000 BC"

Survived worse. Will survive this. You've been through the apocalypse and came out with snacks. Adaptable, unstoppable, and deeply underestimated. People try to get rid of you – you just relocate and thrive harder.

This sticker is for the survivors, the ones who've been knocked down a hundred times and got up a hundred and one, the ones who'll still be here when everything else has crumbled.

🪳 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere you want to declare your unkillable status.

COCKROACH SCIENCE EASTER EGG: Cockroaches have been around for 320 million years – they predate dinosaurs by 70 million years and obviously outlived them. They can survive a week without their head (they eventually die of thirst, not brain loss). They can hold their breath for 40 minutes, survive being submerged for 30 minutes, and withstand radiation levels that would kill a human in minutes. They're not pests. They're the ultimate preppers.

- High opacity vinyl – impossible to see through
- Bubble-free application
- Durable & weatherproof
- Available in 3 sizes

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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