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Ant Sticker - "I AM the Team. Est. 100,000,000 BC"

Ant Sticker - "I AM the Team. Est. 100,000,000 BC"

You show up, you do the work, you're building an empire while everyone else is distracted. Quiet ambition. Terrifying competence. Team player with a secret world-domination plan. One day they'll realize you own everything.

This sticker is for the grinders, the ones who carry 50x their weight without complaining, the ones whose collective power is absolutely unstoppable.

🐜 Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere you want to represent the ultimate team player energy.

ANT SCIENCE EASTER EGG: Ants have been running successful societies for 100 million years. They invented farming 50 million years before humans existed. Some species keep aphids as "livestock" and milk them for honeydew. They wage wars, take prisoners, and have been known to build bridges out of their own bodies. Total biomass of ants on Earth? Roughly equal to all humans combined. They're not joining your team. You're already on theirs.

- High opacity vinyl – impossible to see through
- Bubble-free application
- Durable & weatherproof
- Available in 3 sizes

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
3″×3″ 3 3
4″×4″ 4 4
5.5″×5.5″ 5 ½ 5 ½
Regular price $5.50 CAD
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